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Living Through Ditziness

By Lynn Ingram

Living Through Ditziness

Todd says that when I die, he’s gonna have my obituary include a line that says “Pack a lunch” for those who plan to attend my funeral. He plans to headline the event by telling stories about me. Given that he’s the husband of my friend Sandy, who I have known more than half my [...]

If Cleanliness is Next to Godliness, the Angels Have Nothing to Fear from Me

There is a sign hanging at eye level at my front door that reads; “A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.” When I die, I may be accused of having done a lot of things, but misspending my life will not be one of them. It’s not that I have anything against [...]

Fire and Lies

By Lynn Ingram

Fire and Lies

White hot. Scalding. Searing sharp poker red, blazing and blinding and burning. All that and more, and still I don’t quite capture the color of that night. Words won’t accurately speak the intensity of my anger. Or my pain. I had gone to spend the night with my mother after she’d come home from surgery. [...]

Yogini Me

By Lynn Ingram

Yogini Me

I am a yogini. Given that the word first conjured for me images of a goofy cartoon bear and a language-mangling baseball player, it will come as no surprise that I am not the coolest yogini on the mat. But I know that I am one, because Karin, my younger and uber-cool sister of the [...]

Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid. And Do It Anyway.

It is January 2004. I am unemployed, single and clueless about what to do, where to go and how I’m going to live the rest of my life. Six months ago, I sold the stock, the shelving, the cash register, the doormat and everything else that would scrounge up a nickel, from a gourmet food [...]

It is momentous. Cause for celebration, for shouting from the rooftops. It is, very possibly, one of the reasons that life is worth living. The first tomatoes have ripened on my vines. And what that means – oh, be still my quivering heart – is the first tomato sandwich is soon to be consumed. I [...]

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