They say, \u201cAll Dogs Go to Heaven\u201d but I\u2019m starting to have my doubts. The reason for this is my 10-month-old puppy that we ironically named Gracie. As empty nesters, we thought it would be a good idea to add a furry family member! We might have been wrong!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Grace is a Border Collie-Aussie Shepherd mix with bits of Tasmanian Devil, Shark, and Billy Goat thrown in. The day we brought Gracie home, she was shy, scared, and docile\u2026 it was the most peaceful 24 hours we\u2019ve spent with her. Since that time she has turned into a whirlwind terror.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In the span of a few months, she has broken into a bottle of expensive perfume (Gracie and I smelled like Chanel # 5 for a week), she\u2019s eaten through 15 pairs of underwear, numerous pairs of socks, two of my wife\u2019s nightgowns, and part of my favorite T-shirt. She tore the wires off of our motorized electric lounge chair, dashed through our patio screen door (we had to put a new screen in), and tore the lenses out of our eyeglasses\u2026(my wife insisted we needed updated pairs anyway). She had the audacity to bite into my new Jimmy Buffett CD! (perhaps Gracie thinks she\u2019s a Land Shark\u2026sigh!) Jewelry isn\u2019t safe. TV remotes have to be replaced and are now carefully hidden. She gnaws on throw rugs and carries them around for fun\u2026 you get the picture. Her latest tricks are unraveling our toilet paper rolls (we often see a roll halfway down our hallway and dumping her water bowl over).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At least once an evening, our Gracie aka Little Sh*t becomes a four-legged pinball and runs laps at full speed ricocheting off of our chairs, the working recliners, our hallway bench, and more. When she does this, we duck and hold throw pillows up to shield our bodies! She flies at us with no regard for anyone\u2019s safety. If she had a cape, she could give Underdog a run for his money.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Since we replaced our screen door, Gracie has figured out how to slide it open and closed. (Yes, she lets herself out and in.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We put a new fence in so that Gracie could run off some of her energy and Gracie promptly got her head stuck while trying to squeeze through it. Every lunch and dinner Gracie barks, begs, and howls like she has never been fed. In fact, Gracie barks a lot. She barks at things both visible and mostly invisible. She seems to do this for no reason.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gracie\u2019s favorite way to wake us up is to lick the back of our necks or bite a small chunk of our hair off (I\u2019m getting older and really need my hair!).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know what you\u2019re thinking\u2026This is not a worthy tribute to a dog. You are right\u2026so far it isn\u2019t. But I haven\u2019t mentioned the most important thing\u2026Gracie has one trait that overrides all of those destructive ones.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She loves people\u2026all people. She loves anyone who visits, our daughter, our parents, our friends. Gracie loves the neighbors, strangers, and believe it or not, she even loves the Mailman!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Contractors fawn all over Gracie because she loves them so much. They all want to take her home with them\u2026at times we\u2019ve considered it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gracie hasn\u2019t met a person that she doesn\u2019t like\u2026she doesn\u2019t judge anyone. Big or Tall, Little or small, our Gracie just loves them all! It\u2019s a trait we should all have! Luckily, Gracie shows the most love to my wife and I. She follows us everywhere, looks at us with adoring and somewhat mischievous eyes, and greets us as if we have been gone a month when we take the trash out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gracie may not be well-behaved, but she sure knows how to love. Her tail wags constantly when we greet her. She lays next to us, Watches TV with us, sits on our patio chair and the top of the patio table with us and because she\u2019s a Border Aussie, she likes to Herd us! (Ankle pads may be in our future.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Some days it feels like we\u2019ve had Gracie for 8 years instead of ten months, but then Gracie shows us how much love she has in her heart, and I think to myself, how dull would life have been if she never came along.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When the time comes, I\u2019m still not sure if Gracie will get into heaven (Heck, I\u2019m not so sure I\u2019ll make it) but I am confident that wherever Gracie ends up, she\u2019ll have plenty of love for whoever is there with her!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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